THE RUSH - I'M SORTING HIS DVD'S - THERE'S A SPRINKLER OUTSIDE ON THE LAWN - BESIDE THE WHITE PICKET FENCE - WE'RE ON TELEVISION - WE'RE PERPETUATING MEMES - THE FOLKS AROUND US CAN'T SEEM TO COMMUNICATE - I'M STARING ORANGE JUICE IN THE FACE LIKE I'M MAD AT IT - MY BACK CRUNCHES SEVEN TIMES AND I CRINGE - ALL THINGS FALL INTO PLACE - THE DIS OF EASE - I'VE CAUGHT THE DEATH OF HUMANS - MY HEART IS PALPITATING - SHORT OF BREATHE - FROM INHALING TOO LITTLE - TOO MUCH - HAPPINESS FEELS LIKE AN ERROR IN THE HUMAN HARD DRIVE - I CAN'T WORK HIS DVD PLAYER - TOO STONED - THE CHIKEN IS COLD - THE BUZZING BEGINS - ESCALATES - FORCING ME TO WATCH LOFTERS - BURPING - LOGGING ON - AND FUCKING UNDER COVERS - I GET BORED REAL QUICK - BURNT OUT - "AND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER YOU CAN CLAIM REWARDS FOR BIG MISTAKES" SCREAMS AN AD FOR GLASS REPAIR THAT OFFERS AIR MILES - WHICH GIVES ME AN IDEA - AND U8TV REPORTS VERBATIM: "WE'RE TAKING MORE DRUGS THAN WE EVER HAVE"; REWARDS FOR THE SHATTERED. SOMETHING HAS BEEN STAMPED UP OUR NOSES - LIKE A BAR CODE - HE TELLS ME HE'S BEEN SEEING A NAKED GIRL IN OUR APARTMENT - I LOOSE MY WATCH - WE BOTH FEEL MORE AND MORE TURNED OFF THESE DAYS AND SINK DEEPER INTO THE PERVERSION OF THE RE-PRESSED.